Campbell children taken from home

Well, now here's an interesting development. The family who named their kids after the biggest celebrities in the Third Reich have lost their children to their state child protection agency.

(I'm sure you saw the story from December: These freaks complained to the media because their local supermarket, which offers custom-decorated birthday cakes, refused to decorate a cake using the son's name. Wal-Mart, ever classy, was happy to sell them one, though.)

Of course the aspect of the story most pertinent to this blog is that the state agency is glomarizing the incident:

The Division of Youth and Family Services would not confirm or deny the report.

A spokeswoman said the division doesn't comment on specific families.