5 true things and 1 lie

I have been asked to post 5 true things and 1 lie. The trick is that Dear Reader has to spot the lie:

One of my summer jobs in high school was as a shampoo girl at a hair salon. (Do they even call them shampoo girls any more?)

I've been to Cuba.

I write right-handed, but I bat, play golf, and use a computer mouse left-handed.

I've never joined a union.

I've been arrested by federal marshals, but I pled down to a misdemeanor so I don't have a federal criminal record.

In my early teens, I had an eating disorder. It took me years to be able to eat my "trigger foods," Doritos and Oreos, again, and I still can't eat them in any great quantity.