05 December 2009

Unintentionally obscene evangelist quote of the day

A high-school friend of mine posted this quote, which he attributes to Nancy Ortberg, on his Facebook page today:
Jesus is like a Warhead candy. For those of you not familiar with Warheads, think of them as SweeTarts on steroids. The moment you place a Warhead in your mouth, your whole body responds, forcing you to decide if you can take the intensity or spit it out.
Just, wow.

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