Brendan jokes that the Inky has hired Michael Vick to write a regular column about pets. Who's next?
Ira Einhorn on corpse storage. (I think "on dating" would have made for a funnier joke, myself.)
Former mayor W. Wilson Goode on fire safety.
Former mayor Frank Rizzo on race relations.
David Duke on race relations.
Glen Beck on immigration policy.
Rush Limbaugh on the War on Drugs.
Somali pirates on the UCC and various topics in international law.