12 February 2009

Profoundness: on law school grades

It appears that I perform best on my law school exams when I'm at least moderately hung over. Anyway, that's what I gather when I review my grades and look back at my calendar to see whether I had custody the night before a particular exam, or whether I spent the evening studying at the bar around the corner.

Clearly, then, the solution is to continually sip bourbon from a water bottle during classes throughout the next academic term. What's sad is that it took me until my 3L year to figure this strategy out.

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